Meme Hedge Fund Desk Research desk
Calls and price targets
Newest first. Level shown is market cap at the call → now.$GAGE — Robinhood Chain needs a credit layer, not another launchpad
A fixed-term, no-liquidation pawn desk for stock tokens and memes. Existing positions stay in the market while releasing cash flow. Called at 1.6M market cap on launch day.
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$PLUMBER — Plumbing school class #1: what is investabrah reward-to-risk
Climbing the Base charts with roughly 1:58 risk/reward at entry. One of the cleaner setups on the desk. Thesis: 30M+ market cap.
target $30.00M
$PROLOGUE — Prologue: Fables is Aerodrome rebuilt on Uniswap v4 hooks
Bought the dip on the way up at 4.81M. Fables is a ve(3,3) DEX with hook-native dynamic fees, live on Robinhood Chain. Thesis: 20M+.
target $20.00M
$IMD — IMD from the trenches: the dev only talks on-chain
Called at ~$1.7M. No Telegram, no Discord, no deleted tweets. IMD is the same token as Fren Pet, a three-year-old project. Up about 6x since the call.
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$PIPEDOG — PIPEDOG can't be ignored
Nvidia intern. 10M liquidity locked forever. 14 hours old at the call. Design looks like the Sundog deployer. Now a $35M name on Robinhood Chain.
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$PNKSTR — Friendly reminder: NFTs are back
Logged PNKSTR at 55M market cap on 28 Sep 2025 as evidence of the NFT rotation. Now at 11M with no volume. Kept on the tape as a lesson.
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Desk notes
How to win and avoid liquidation
The three rules every position on this desk follows before leverage is touched.
Read it now and act
Tomorrow people will find and read your post, but then it will trade much higher. Read it now and act.
Crypto is crazy sometimes
Met a kid who 100x'd his net worth this year just trading memes. He doesn't chart. He waits for conviction.